George Carlin Quotes (92 quotes)
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”
Stand-up routine. youtu.be/V4nknAzQPHE?t=27s
“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”
Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin, Hyperion Books, 2002 - ISBN: 9780786887583
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Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsGeorge Carlin
Born: May 12, 1937
Died: June 22, 2008 (aged 71)
Bio: George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
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