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George Carlin
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Born: May 12, 1937

Died: June 22, 2008 (aged 71)

Nationality: American

Occupation: Comedian

Bio: George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor and writer/author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

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Life is a waste of wearisome hours, Which seldom the rose of enjoyment adorns, And the heart that is soonest awake to the flowers, Is always the first to be touch'd by the thorns.

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