Groucho Marx Quotes (122 quotes)
As reported in: Greensboro Record, "Inside TV" by Eve Starr, November 3, 1954. This quotation is often attributed to Ambrose Bierce, but it wasn't found in any of his works.
Catchphrase, You Bet Your Life (1947–1961)
As quoted in: Legal Times, 7 February 1983. Variant: "Well, those are my principles, and if you don't like them I'll change them"
Monkey Business (1931), written by Will B. Johnstone
Supposedly last words.
“Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. And now I've got a nickel in my pocket.”
Hammer in "The Cocoanuts" (1929), written by by George S. Kaufman.
The Al Jolson Show repartee following a trite, scripted Al Jolson joke (1949)
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Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsGroucho Marx
Born: October 2, 1890
Died: August 19, 1977 (aged 86)
Bio: Julius Henry Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film and television star. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born.