Groucho Marx Quotes (122 quotes)
From his book Groucho and Me
Replying to "You're awfully shy for a lawyer" - Monkey Business (1931)
“I don't know what they have to say, It makes no difference anyway, Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
Horse Feathers (1932)
“My advice to you and to all struggling actresses, is this: Keep struggling. If you keep struggling, you won't get into trouble; and if you don't get into trouble, you'll never be much of an actress.”
When a young actress asked his advice on how to win fame and fortune. As quoted in: As quoted in: People I have loved, known or admired (1970), p. 56, "Groucho"
'Doctor' Hugo Z. Hackenbush, played by Groucho Marx in "A Day at the Races" (1937)
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
As quoted in: "Cutting edge, or, "Back in the knife-box, Miss Sharp": Ned Sherrin's anthology of wit" (J.M. Dent, 1984), p. 102
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Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsGroucho Marx
Born: October 2, 1890
Died: August 19, 1977 (aged 86)
Bio: Julius Henry Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film and television star. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born.