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Jack Handey
Deeper Thoughts : All New, All Crispy (1993) ISBN 1-56282-840-1

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Born: February 25, 1949 (age 69)

Bio: Jack Handey is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his Fuzzy Memories and My Big Thick Novel shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character.

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Most critical writing is drivel and half of it is dishonest. It is a short cut to oblivion, anyway. Thinking in terms of ideas destroys the power to think in terms of emotions and sensations.

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