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Jack Handey
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Deeper Thoughts : All New, All Crispy (1993) ISBN 1-56282-840-1


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Jack Handey
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Born: February 25, 1949 (age 68)

Bio: Jack Handey is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his Fuzzy Memories and My Big Thick Novel shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character.

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