Woody Allen Quotes (228 quotes)
Standup Comic (1999)
“They called me mad... But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!”
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (1972)
“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
My Speech to the Graduates - Side Effects (1980)
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Born: December 1, 1935 (age 81)
Bio: Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.