Woody Allen Quotes (228 quotes)
“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”
The Early Essays - Without Feathers (1975)
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
Selections from the Allen Notebooks - Without Feathers (1975)
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Born: December 1, 1935 (age 81)
Bio: Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.