Jay Leno Quote
“How many watched the President's speech last night?
How many watched American Idol?
Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.”
Monologue, February 1, 2006 - The Tonight Show
“Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.”
Monologue, 20 October 2006 - The Tonight Show
Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsJay Leno
Born: April 28, 1950 (age 64)
Bio: James Douglas Muir Jay Leno is an American stand-up comedian and television host.
Quote of the day
“Abbot Terrasson tells us that if the size of a book were measured not by the number of its pages but by the time required to understand it, then we could say about many books that they would be much shorter were they not so short.”