Biography: Stanley Unwin was a South African-born British comedian and comic writer, famous for his idiosyncratic brand of English known as Unwinese.
“Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.”
- Stanley Unwin