Dave Barry Quotes (238 quotes)
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead (1985)
Column, The Miami Herald, 21 January 1996 - Columns and articles
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Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsDave Barry
Born: July 3, 1947 (age 71)
Bio: Dave Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.