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<div class="quote"><div class="quoteDetails"><table><tbody><tr><td class="qd_td"><a href="//izquotes.com/author/fred-allen" class="leftAlignedImage"><img alt="Fred Allen"  src="//izquotes.com/images/fred-allen-s1.jpg" width="50" height="66" /></a></td><td class="swidth"><div class="quoteText2">“<a href="https://izquotes.com/quote/fred-allen/a-celebrity-is-a-person-who-works-hard-all-of-their-life-to-become-well-known-and-then-wears-dark-3207" class="qlink">A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.</a>”<br />  ―<a href="//izquotes.com/author/fred-allen">Fred Allen</a></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="action"><div class="btn-o btnfont flright"><a href="javascript:void(0);" rel="nofollow" onclick="sWindow('http://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https://izquotes.com/quote/fred-allen/a-celebrity-is-a-person-who-works-hard-all-of-their-life-to-become-well-known-and-then-wears-dark-3207',650,370);" class="btn" ><span class="i3"></span><span class="label">Facebook</span></a></div><div class="btn-o btnfont flright"><a href="javascript:void(0);" rel="nofollow" onclick="sWindow('https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fizquotes.com%2Fquote%2Ffred-allen%2Fa-celebrity-is-a-person-who-works-hard-all-of-their-life-to-become-well-known-and-then-wears-dark-3207&amp;source=tweetbutton&amp;text=A+celebrity+is+a+person+who+works+hard+all+of+their+life+to+become+well+known%2C+and+then+wears...+%28Fred+Allen%29+%23quotes&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fizquotes.com%2Fquote%2Ffred-allen%2Fa-celebrity-is-a-person-who-works-hard-all-of-their-life-to-become-well-known-and-then-wears-dark-3207',570,270);" class="btn" target="_blank" ><i></i><span class="label" >Twitter</span></a></div><div class="btn-o btnfont flright"><a href="https://izquotes.com/quote/fred-allen/a-celebrity-is-a-person-who-works-hard-all-of-their-life-to-become-well-known-and-then-wears-dark-3207" class="btn" ><span class="i2"></span><span class="label">Picture</span></a></div></div></div>
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<div class="quote"><div class="quoteDetails"><table><tbody><tr><td class="qd_td"><a href="//izquotes.com/author/fred-allen" class="leftAlignedImage"><img alt="Fred Allen"  src="//izquotes.com/images/fred-allen-s1.jpg" width="50" height="66" /></a></td><td class="swidth"><div class="quoteText2">“<a href="https://izquotes.com/quote/fred-allen/a-conference-is-a-gathering-of-people-who-singly-can-do-nothing-but-together-can-decide-that-3210" class="qlink">A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.</a>”<br />  ―<a href="//izquotes.com/author/fred-allen">Fred Allen</a></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="action"><div class="btn-o btnfont flright"><a href="javascript:void(0);" rel="nofollow" onclick="sWindow('http://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https://izquotes.com/quote/fred-allen/a-conference-is-a-gathering-of-people-who-singly-can-do-nothing-but-together-can-decide-that-3210',650,370);" class="btn" ><span class="i3"></span><span class="label">Facebook</span></a></div><div class="btn-o btnfont flright"><a href="javascript:void(0);" rel="nofollow" onclick="sWindow('https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fizquotes.com%2Fquote%2Ffred-allen%2Fa-conference-is-a-gathering-of-people-who-singly-can-do-nothing-but-together-can-decide-that-3210&amp;source=tweetbutton&amp;text=A+conference+is+a+gathering+of+people+who+singly+can+do+nothing%2C+but+together+can+decide+that...+%28Fred+Allen%29+%23quotes&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fizquotes.com%2Fquote%2Ffred-allen%2Fa-conference-is-a-gathering-of-people-who-singly-can-do-nothing-but-together-can-decide-that-3210',570,270);" class="btn" target="_blank" ><i></i><span class="label" >Twitter</span></a></div><div class="btn-o btnfont flright"><a href="https://izquotes.com/quote/fred-allen/a-conference-is-a-gathering-of-people-who-singly-can-do-nothing-but-together-can-decide-that-3210" class="btn" ><span class="i2"></span><span class="label">Picture</span></a></div></div></div>
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