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Groucho Marx
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As reported in: Greensboro Record, "Inside TV" by Eve Starr, November 3, 1954. This quotation is often attributed to Ambrose Bierce, but it wasn't found in any of his works.
Groucho Marx
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When a young actress asked his advice on how to win fame and fortune. As quoted in: As quoted in: People I have loved, known or admired (1970), p. 56, "Groucho"


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Born: October 2, 1890

Died: August 19, 1977 (aged 86)

Nationality: American

Occupation: Comedian

Bio: Julius Henry Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film and television star. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born.

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