Groucho Marx Quotes (122 quotes)




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As reported in: Greensboro Record, "Inside TV" by Eve Starr, November 3, 1954. This quotation is often attributed to Ambrose Bierce, but it wasn't found in any of his works.
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Catchphrase, You Bet Your Life (1947–1961)
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As quoted in: Legal Times, 7 February 1983. Variant: "Well, those are my principles, and if you don't like them I'll change them"
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Monkey Business (1931), written by Will B. Johnstone
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The Al Jolson Show repartee following a trite, scripted Al Jolson joke (1949)


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Born: October 2, 1890

Died: August 19, 1977 (aged 86)

Nationality: American

Occupation: Comedian

Bio: Julius Henry Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film and television star. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born.

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