Henny Youngman Quotes (60 quotes)
“A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.”
“A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.”
As quoted in "Healthiest You Ever" by Meera Lester, Adams Media, 2011
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
As quoted in "Perfect husbands (& other fairy tales): demystifying marriage, men, and romance" (1993) by Regina Barreca, p. 78
As quoted in: Forbes, Volume 163 (1999), p. 252
quoted from Lawrence J. Epstein's The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America (2001)
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Picture Source: WikipediaHenny Youngman
Born: March 16, 1906
Died: February 24, 1998 (aged 91)
Bio: Henry Henny Youngman was a British-American comedian and violinist famous for one-liners, short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known one-liner was Take my wife please.
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