Joan Rivers Quotes (44 quotes)
“Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.”
As quoted in: Humor, Volume 10 (Mouton de Gruyter, 1997), p. 194
“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.”
"Still Talking" (1992), p. 297 - ISBN: 9780380719921
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Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsJoan Rivers
Born: June 8, 1933
Died: September 4, 2014 (aged 81)
Bio: Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known by her stage name Joan Rivers, was an American television personality, comedian, and actress. She is known for her brash manner; her loud, raspy voice with a heavy New York accent; and her numerous cosmetic surgeries. Rivers' comic style relies heavily on her ability to poke fun at herself and other Hollywood celebrities.
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