Larry David Quotes (159 quotes)
Asked if he believes in miracles
Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 
“I have to let him know that he's potentially destroying his movie, that he could be making a terrible, terrible error. I needed to let him know that I didn't know or think that I was capable of doing this.”
When Woody Allen asked him to appear in a film. - Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 
“I've had some experience in this arena. So it wasn't foreign to me to have a woman say she doesn't want to see me anymore.”
Of acting in Woody Allen's film. - Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 
“Listen, this is crazy. I look like I'm 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That's just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV.”
When his show went onto a high definition channel. - Interview, Esquire, September 18, 2009 
Seinfeld (television show), 16 September 1992
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Picture Source: Wikimedia CommonsLarry David
Born: July 2, 1947 (age 71)
Bio: Lawrence Gene Larry David is an American actor, writer, comedian, and television producer. He is best known as the co-creator, head writer, and executive producer of the television series Seinfeld from 1989 to 1996, and for creating the 1999 HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, a partially improvised sitcom in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.