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“I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany? And I said, Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”
―Robin Williams

Source/Notes:
Weapons of Self Destruction

“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”
―Robin Williams

Source/Notes:
Actually from the movie "Dead Poets Society" (1989)

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
―Robin Williams

“And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!”
―Robin Williams

Source/Notes:
Live on Broadway (2002)

“There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, People--they're kinda like flowers, and it's been a privilege walking in your garden. My love goes with you.”
―Robin Williams

Source/Notes:
Reality: What a Concept

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.”
―Robin Williams

“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
―Robin Williams

“Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them.”
―Robin Williams

“We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”
―Robin Williams

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
―Robin Williams

“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
―Robin Williams

“Cocaine is God's way of telling you you have too much money.”
―Robin Williams

Source/Notes:
As quoted in: Washington Post, 23 December 1985

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Robin Williams

Born: July 21, 1951

Died: August 11, 2014 (aged 63)

Nationality: American

Occupation: Comedian

Bio: Robin McLaurin Williams was an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork & Mindy, and later stand-up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting.

American actors

Born on July 21

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