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W. C. Fields Quotes (106 quotes)

“You Can't Cheat an Honest Man.”
―W. C. Fields

Source/Notes:
Title of movie (1939)

“[Answering to the question, 'Is this a game of chance?':] Not the way I play it.”
―W. C. Fields

Source/Notes:
Cuthbert J. Twillie speaking. My Little Chickadee (1940) by W. C. Fields and Mae West.

“The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.”
―W. C. Fields

“Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.”
―W. C. Fields

“Happiness means quiet nerves.”
―W. C. Fields

“Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.”
―W. C. Fields

“My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.”
―W. C. Fields

“Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.”
―W. C. Fields

“Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.”
―W. C. Fields

“My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?”
―W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields

Born: January 29, 1880

Died: December 25, 1946 (aged 66)

Nationality: American

Occupation: Comedian, actor, juggler, writer

Bio: William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields was known for his comic persona as a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs, children and women.

American actors

Born on January 29

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