Woody Allen Quotes (228 quotes)
“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”
The Early Essays - Without Feathers (1975)
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
Standup Comic (1999)
Without Feathers (1975), "Death (A Play)" - Often misquoted as "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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Born: December 1, 1935 (age 83)
Bio: Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.