Woody Allen Quotes (228 quotes)
“The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.”
Also found in Quotations According to Woody Allen from the New York Times, 1 December 1975.
“I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.”
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Deconstructing Harry (1997)
“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”
The Early Essays - Without Feathers (1975)
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Born: December 1, 1935 (age 82)
Bio: Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.