Woody Allen Quotes (228 quotes)
“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”
The Early Essays - Without Feathers (1975)
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
Selections from the Allen Notebooks - Without Feathers (1975)
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Born: December 1, 1935 (age 82)
Bio: Woody Allen is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.
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“Argument almost always leaves behind a sore feeling in the heart of the one who has been worsted. By loving teaching, by Christ-like living, we are to win this people for our Lord. They do not understand what disinterested love and unselfishness mean: you are to go and live it amont them.”