“As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.”
- Drew Carey
“But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.”
“Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.”
“Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.”
“Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.”
“I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.”
“I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.”
“I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.”
“I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?”
“I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.”
“I'm competitive at everything.”
“I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.”
“Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.”
“Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.”
