“A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing.”
- Dick Van Dyke
“Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.”
“But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.”
“But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.”
“I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying.”
“I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.”
“I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't.”
“I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.”
“I have four children and I have seven grandkids.”
“I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl.”
“I loved to fall down.”
“I never made a good movie.”
“I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.”
“I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're denying that they are addicted, say it's stress this, it's this, it's that. But I - it's - I think - I really believe there is a gene. Some people become addicted and others don't.”