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Greg Giraldo
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Greg Giraldo

“There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?”

- Greg Giraldo

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Greg Giraldo

“Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.”

- Greg Giraldo

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Greg Giraldo

“Flav, you look like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the sun.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast(2007)
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Greg Giraldo

“God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast(2007)
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Greg Giraldo

“Flav, you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast(2007)
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Greg Giraldo

“Gary Busey is here, sort of. You look like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast(2007)
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Greg Giraldo

“There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Midlife Vices (2009)
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Greg Giraldo

“Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
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Greg Giraldo

“Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
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Greg Giraldo

“What a night! A couple of trolls, a fairy, and a giant all going after a sunken-eyed little monster that's obsessed with jewelery. It's like The Lord of the Rings!”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
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Greg Giraldo

“Joan, you are one irritating Jew-broad! The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)
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Greg Giraldo

“Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
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Greg Giraldo

“Hamilton, you're like tang. You're dry, orange, and no one has given a fuck about you since 1968.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
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“Hamilton, you're like a walking tumor. Not exactly; it's a big deal when you spot a tumor.”

- Greg Giraldo

Source/Notes: David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
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